Why do people need conspiracy theories?
Hello, I'm Birdie in the cage. I'm writing from my cage in this very moment, just as you're probably reading from yours due to the recent government imposed quarantine, depending on where you are. If you're from the future and the whole Coronavirus situation has been over for a while, let me know how that shaped up so that I may or may not write it down among my notes to see if I can make a movie off it. My screenwriting career hasn't quite taken off just yet (it was just about to, I promise!), but I can retroactively blame it on this pandemic, because there are enough shortcomings that I have to take responsibility for and I don't need any more, thank you very much. Opportunistic tendencies aside – love me a good first impression –, all there is to know about why I'm writing this is that I have been forced in my cage for several years regardless of this specifc historical moment, yet one would barely be able to spot that difference at the moment....